Character: Tamaki
Genre: Comedy
Setting: At Tamaki's house after having accidently kissed Haruhi.
Monologue:
Pick up Kyoya, I guess he stayed up all night again. How
could he be so insensitive, when his best friend languished though a sleepless night.
Doesn’t he know he ought to rise early once in a while? So a dear friend can
cry on his shoulder? After running 25 laps around the school last night at full
speed I can barely move my body and on top of that yesterday Haruhi and I
kissed. What should I do? What should I do? What should I do? It happened in
true shojo manga style, the legendary “ Three –part best senrio” but that
almost never happens in real life! Ah! So it was the legendary accidental kiss!
What should I do?! If I follow the conventional Shojo manga wisdom, I should
show up again as a new transfer student in Hauhi’s class, but I already attend
the same school! Oh marriage! That’s it! We should get married! I’m the kind of
man who takes responsibility for what he’s done! You help too Antoinette! We
need a church that can hold our ceremony immediately! No wait… maybe Haruhi
would prefer a Shinto style wedding!? Alright let’s do this! I’ll look for a
location that combines both a chapel and a Shinto shrine, so you hurry up and
make the guest list for me from the
people in this address book.
>passes out on bed<
Sorry Antoinette, I am aware of reality. The new Tamaki is
not as stupid as the old one was. To Haruhi that kiss probably ment nothing at
all, by now she’s probably forgotten all about it. I’m sure no lovelorn sighs
are dreamily passing from those sweet lips that pressed mine. Their probably
just eating natto with rice. On the other hand I agonize for hours. Last night
over whether to even brush my teeth.
A not about this dialogue, this is from the official Shojo Beat Translation, not the fan sub. That is why the online translation provided below is different.
Manga scene:
http://www.mangahere.com/manga/ouran_high_school_host_club/c073/4.html Pages 1- 3
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