3 Hetalia Monologues

Week-a-versary! So to celebrate, everyone's favorite anime Hetalia (Just joking... but you can't deny it's pretty funny! ) Also, these are rather small monologues, sorry. :( But their clips just aren't that long! Unless it's america who talks a lot so there are a few on here

Show: Hetalia
Character: Brittan
Genre: Comedy
Setting: Brittan tries to get revenge on America... fails.
Monologue:

Busby’s chair long ago Thomas Busby viciously beat a man to death for sitting in this, his favorite chair. After being convicted of murder he reportedly cursed the chair on the way to the gallows he swore that who ever sat in this chair would face the same fate he was about to face. It is said it’s responsible for sending over 60 people to their deaths. I’ve got it now, I’ll switch America’s chair with Busbys chair in the meeting, he won’t be able to jive talk his way out of this one. I can’t believe I didn't think of cursing him like this sooner! (maniacal laugh) Oh!

>Russia sits in chair, chair explodes<

Busby’s Chair, anyone who sits in this chair will be cursed with a quick and often painful death except apparently for Russia.

Is this how Busby is spelled? 

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Show: Hetalia

Character: America

Genre: Comedy

Setting: America draws pictures for the world confrence

Monologue:

Dude rock out! I am awesomely the first one here! Now I can say “Hey aren’t you running a little late?”  Those loosers are gunna feel like really stupid yo! Wait… it’s Brittan… The portraits, Brittan was drawing them the whole time!?

>characters grumble over re-drawn pictures of themselves<

Well that’s just annoying , why would someone choose to draw us in such a fashion? It’s unforgiveable really, how dare that mysterious person flexively express all of our indivual characteristics with skilled ketches using a reformed innovative style that reflects the American pop art syle they probably learned in New York city?

Show: Hetalia

Character: Switzerland (<3 Okay, confession time... Switzerland is my favorite) 

Genre: Self-defence!

Setting: Switzerland preps his little sister for war

Monologue:

And now we will begin our home school training session on self-defense. Pay attention, don’t talk to strangers … ever and don’t let them into the house. They will try to tempt you with candy and  peace treaties but don’t listen. If you don’t know what to do ask me okay, but always remember, stranger danger is the key, understood? Will you please try to focus, this is important! You need to be careful of wild animals they may be cute but you can never be sure what they might do.  Some of them might have sharp fangs with poison so that they will kill you. If you decide to take one in, don’t take just one because they deserve to have friends.

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